Birthdays Suck *wuh-hooh!*

well, thts true, they does. atleast in my case they does.

hell, no one wants fruit for gifts on their birthday, let alone jackfruit. as for the surprise party, the only surprises i get are ''guess who isnt coming'', i dont even get a party. fuk tht. i really dont want one anyways. the crappy monotonous singing, stinky cakes (i want a cake smashed on my face like my friend) and gassy beverages.

a decent pc, a broadband connection and a ton of games, now thts wat i call a parteh!(not to forget my face covered in icing and cream mmm....)

this years birthday was better than the previous ones i had in India, i got me some moolah. yep, them lil wankers bout me some Slayer Cds *yay slayer!*

Black metal and Emo. meh.

yes its true, black metal is gay. Face it fans, corpse paint, gay tight leather clothing, screeching vocals, not very cool if u ask me. take for instance Dani Filth on Cradle Of Filth, the dude sucks and he knows it well, yet he continues to make an ass of himself. black metallers dont have much of talent to showcase unlike other genres. absent solos, blast beat bass drumming and ear piercing howls, meh.

Emo, yes, among the most hated genres to spawn. An emo band comprises of a bunch of sex starved teens who whine too much. and the recent surge in emo hair cuts, long silky hair covering he front of the face, trimmed back hair. CUT YOUR HAIR GUYS! you look like chicks, not men. leave that type of hair style for the chicks. and for heaven's sake, stop wearing those wierdass black buttons on ur ears.